Friday, December 22, 2006

Rudloph Meets the ACLU

Rudolph, the pigmentally nose-challenged reindeer
had a very shiny facial appendage.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say that is is part of his unique and special attributes.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and ccommit verbal hate crimes against him.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games, leaving him with self-esteem issues.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph, under court order to redress your greivances
And bearing in mind your special attributes,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him (it was part of the settlement)
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the nose-challenged reindeer,
you'll go down in revisionist history!

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